Monday, November 12, 2007

IF MEN WERE TO GET PREGNANT......

1. Morning sickness would rank as the nationsnumber one health problem.

2. Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay.

3. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

4. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

5. All methods of birth control would become 100% effective.

6. Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

7. There would be a cure for stretch marks.

8. They would serve beer instead of coffee at antenatal classes.

9. Men wouldn't think twins were so cute.

10. Sons would have to come home from dates by 9 pm.

SMILE IS PART OF LIFE

SMILE!!!!!!!
01. Call an old friend, just to say hi.
02. Hold a door open for a stranger.
03. Invite someone to lunch.
04. Compliment someone on his or her appearance.
05. Ask a coworker for their opinion on a project.
06. Bring cookies to work.
07. Let someone cut in during rush hour traffic.
08. Leave a waitress or waiter a big tip.
09. Tell a cashier to have a nice day.
10. Call your parents.



11. Let someone know you miss them.
12. Treat someone to a movie.
13. Let a person know you really appreciate them.
14. Visit a retirement center.
15. Take a child to the zoo.
16. Fill up your spouse's car with gas.
17. Surprise someone with a small gift.
18. Leave a thank-you note for the cleaning staff at work.
19. Write a letter to a distant relative.
20. Tell someone you thought about them the other day.



21. Put a dime in a stranger's parking meter before the time expires.
22. Bake a cake for a neighbor.
23. Send someone flowers to where they work.
24. Invite a friend to tea.
25. Recommend a good book to someone.
26. Donate clothing to a charity.
27. Offer an elderly person a ride to where they need to go.
28. Bag your own groceries at the checkout counter.
29. Give blood.
30. Offer free baby-sitting to a friend who'sreally busy or just needs a break.



31. Help your neighbor rake leaves or shovel snow.
32. Offer your seat to someone when there aren't any left.
33. Help someone with a heavy load.
34. Ask to see a store's manager and comment on the great service.
35. Give your place in line at the grocery storeto someone who has only a few items.
36. Hug someone in your family for no reason.
37. Wave to a child in the car next to you.
38. Send a thank-you note to your doctor.
39. Repeat something nice you heard about someone else.
40. Leave a joke on someone's answering machine.



41. Be a mentor or coach to someone.
42. Forgive a loan.
43. Fill up the copier machine with paper after you're done using it.
44. Tell someone you believe in them.
45. Share your umbrella on a rainy day.
46. Welcome new neighbors with flowers or a plant.
47. Offer to watch a friend's home while they're away.
48. Ask someone if they need you to pick upanything while you're out shopping.
49. Ask a child to play a board game, and let them win.
50. Ask an elderly person to tell you about the good old days.



51. During bad weather, plan an indoor picnic with the family.
52. Buy someone a goldfish and bowl.
53. Compliment someone on their cooking andpolitely ask for a second helping.
54. Dance with someone who hasn't been asked.
55. Tell someone you mentioned them in your prayers.
56. Give children's clothes to another familywhen your kids outgrow them.
57. Deliver extra vegetables from your gardento the whole neighborhood.
58. Call your spouse just to say, I love you.
59. Call someone's attention to a rainbow or beautiful sunset.
60. Invite someone to go bowling.



61. Figure out someone's half-birthday by adding 182 days,and surprise them with a cake.
62. Ask someone about their children.
63. Tell someone which quality you like most about them.
64. Brush the snow off of the car next to yours.
65. Return your shopping cart to the front of the store.
66. Encourage someone's dream, no matter how big or small it is.
67. Pay for a stranger's cup of coffee without them knowing it.
68. Leave a love letter where your partner will find it.
69. Ask an older person for their advice.
70. Offer to take care of someone's pet while they're away.



71. Tell a child you're proud of them.
72. Visit a sick person, or send them a care package.
73. Join a Big Brother or Sister program.
74. Leave a piece of candy on a coworker's desk.
75. Bring your child to work with you for the afternoon.
76. Give someone a recording of their favorite music.
77. Email a friend some information abouta topic they are especially interested in.
78. Give someone a homemade gift.
79. Write a poem for someone.
80. Bake some cookies for your local fire or police department.



81. Organize a neighborhood cleanup and have a barbecue afterwards.
82. Help a child build a birdhouse or similar project.
83. Check in on an old person, just to see if they're okay.
84. Ask for the recipe after you eat over at someone's house.
85. Personally welcome a new employee at workand offer to take them out for lunch.
86. While in a car, ask everyone to buckle upbecause they are important to you.
87. Let someone else eat the last slice of cake or pizza.
88. Stop and buy a drink from a kid's lemonade stand.
89. Forgive someone when they apologize.
90. Wave to someone looking for a parking space whenyou're about to leave a shopping center.



91. Send a copy of an old photograph to a childhood friend.
92. Leave a pint of your spouse's favorite flavor ofice cream in the freezer with a bow on it.
93. Do a household chore that is usually doneby someone else in the family.
94. Be especially happy for someone whenthey tell you their good news.
95. Compliment a coworker on their role in a successful project.
96. Give your spouse a spontaneous back rub at the end of the day.
97. Serve someone in your family breakfast in bed.
98. Ask someone if they've lost weight.
99. Make a donation to a charity in someone's honor.
100. Take a child to a ballgame.



And last, but not least...



101. Forward this list to 10 of your favorite people!

Saturday, August 25, 2007

WHEN WERE YOU BORN?

Jan

---------------JANUARY BABY--------------------

Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored.
Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to
recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth.
Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet
someone new in 8 days that will
perfectly balance
your personality.
Feb

----------FEBRUARY BABY --------------------
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract.
Intelligent and clever. Changing personality.
Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.
Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest
and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves
freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves
aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt.
Gets angry really easily but does not show it.
Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends
but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn.
Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp.
Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the
inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous.
Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone
new and realize that you are a perfect match.
Mar

-----------------MARCH BABY --------------------
Attractive personality. sexy. Affectionate Shy and
reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous
and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity.
Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered.
Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness.
Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up
feelings. Observant and assesses others.If you
repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your
new love in 8 days.
Apr

------------------APRIL BABY -------------------
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous.
Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and
sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does
work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive.
Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good
memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look
for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or
make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and
others. Understanding. Fun to be around.
Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive.
Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and
travelling. Systematic. hot but has brains. If you
repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your eye
will introduce themselves and you will realize that
you are very much alike in the next 2 days.
May

-----------------MAY BABY -----------------
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and
highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered.
Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings.
Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint.
Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex.
Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to
dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding.
Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good
imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves
literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike
being at home. Restless. Not having many children.
Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this in the
next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone
you do not speak to much in the next 4 days.
Jun

------------JUNE BABY -------------
You've got the best personality and are an
absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make
new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt
and more than likely have an a very attractive
partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely
that you have a massive record collection. You
have a great choice in films, and may one day
become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck,
you've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you
will meet someone that may possibly become
one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.
Jul

----------------JULY BABY --------------
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to
be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed.
Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily
consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's
feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable.
Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.
Easily hurt. Witty and sparkly.
spazzy at times.
Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.
dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.
Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive
and forms impressions carefully. Caring and
loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of
sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people
through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties
in studying. Loves to be with friends . Always broods
about the past and the old friends. Waits for
friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive
unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt
but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5
mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days
Aug

------------AUGUST BABY ---------------
outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on
attention. no self control. kind hearted. self
confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful.
easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every
thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing.
loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates
not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be
loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone".
longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or
restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring.
always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming"
or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious.
independent. strong willed. a fighter. repost in 5
mins and you will meet the love of your life
sometime next month.
Sep

------------SEPTEMBER BABY ---------------
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends
to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself.
Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic.
Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems.
Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and
caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have
many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional.
Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates
oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore.
Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can
understand. if you do not repost this in the next 5
mins, someone very close to you will become mad
at you in the next 8 days.
Oct

---------------OCTOBER BABY -------------------
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves
to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical
beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry
often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and
fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but
recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does
not care to control emotions. Unpredictable.
Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND
sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you will
not meet the love of your life for 10 years.
Nov

---------------NOVEMBER BABY --------------------

Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and
dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun.
Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards
your inner and outer beauty and independent
personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional
and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people
easily and very social in a group. Fearless and
independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a
crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the
greatest men are born in this month. If you ever
begin a relationship with someone from this month,
hold on to them because their one of a kind. repost
in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming
up sometime this month.
Dec

---------------DECEMBER BABY ---------------
This straight-up means ur the most good-looking
person possible... better than all of these other
months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive
in everything. Active in games and interactions.
Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in
organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to,
though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision,
yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by
kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of
ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to
delay. Choosy and always wants the best.
Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to
joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone
always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer.
Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding.
Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of
person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting
colds. loves music. ]

FACTS ABOUT SUCCESS

There is a lot of confusion as to what exactly success is.

First, 'success' is different for each person.

Your idea of success is just as valid as my idea of what success is.

We have that right, to decide. What is success.

It kills me though that there are a lot of beliefs people hold that keep them from getting even their version of success.

So, for your reading, and pondering, pleasure, here are a few of the real facts about success.

Some of them aren't pretty :-)

Fact:

Success looks a lot like work.

Fact:

Work can be fun -- even easy.

Fact:

You don't have to be beautiful.

Fact:

You don't have to be a genius.

Fact:

You don't have to be 'born with a gift.'

Fact:

You don't have to be born rich.

Fact:

You don't need more discipline.

Fact:

You DO need a precise and easy to follow structure.

Fact:

Success and Luck share this in common; Neither are ever 'found'. Both are prepared for and created.

Fact:

Only you can decide what you really want.

Fact:

Only you can decide why you must have it.

Fact:

Only you can define what success means to you.

Fact:

You must decide that you are responsible for your life.

Fact:

You must decide specifically what you want.

Fact:

You must decide specifically when you want it.

Fact:

You must decide specifically the steps you need to take.

Fact:

You must decide that you must succeed.

Fact:

You must be willing to accept success when it comes.

Fact:

You must take action.

Fact:

You are not alone.

OTHER PROVERBS

A bad penny always turns up.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
A chain is no stronger than its weakest link.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
A man is known by his friends.
A man is known by the company he keeps.
A man's home is his castle.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
A stitch in time saves nine.
A woman's place is in the home.
A woman's work is never done.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Actions speak louder than words.
After a storm comes a calm.
All good things must come to an end.
All roads lead to Rome.
All that glitters is not gold.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All is well that ends well.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Appearances are deceptive.
April showers brings May flowers.
As soon as man is born he begins to die.
As you make your bed, so must you lie in it.
As you sow, so shall you reap.
Ask no questions and hear no lies.
Bad news travels fast.
Barking dogs seldom bite.
Beauty is only skin-deep.
Beggars can't be choosers.
Better late than never.
Better be safe than sorry.
Better die with honor than live with shame.
Better the devil you know than the devil you don't know.
Better to be alone than in bad company.
Birds of a feather flock together.
Blood is thicker than water.
Business before pleasure.
Business is business.
Charity begins at home.
Christmas comes but once a year.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
Crime does not pay.
Curiosity killed the cat.
Dead men have no friends.
Dead men tell no tales.
Death is the great leveler.
Diligence is the mother of good fortune.
Discretion is the better part of valor.
Divide and rule.
Do not wear out your welcome.
Do unto others as you would have them to do unto you.
Don't count your chickens before they are hatched.
Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.
Don't go near the water until you learn how to swim.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Don't wash your dirty linen in public.
Early to bed and early to rise, make a man healthy, wealthy and wise.
Easier said than done.
Every bird loves to hear himself sing.
Every dog has his day.
Every family has a skeleton in the closet.
Every man has his faults.
Every man has his price.
Every man is his own worst enemy.
Every picture tells a story.
Experience is the best teacher.
Experience is the mother of wisdom.
Failure teaches success.
Faith will move mountains.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
Fear is stronger than love.
Fear of death is worse than death itself.
Fight fire with fire.
Finders keepers, losers weepers.
First come, first served.
First things fist.
First think, and then speak.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
Garbage in, garbage out.
Give credit where credit is due.
Give him an inch and he'll take a mile.
Give the devil his due.
God helps them that help themselves.
Good fences make good neighbors.
Goodness is better than beauty.
Great minds think alike.
He is the best general who makes the fewest mistakes.
He that is master of himself, will soon be master of others.
He that knows nothing, doubts nothing.
He that plants a tree plants for posterity.
He who hesitates is lost.
Honesty is the best policy.
If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well.
Ignorance is bliss.
Ignorance of the law excuses no man.
In for a penny, in for a pound.
It is best to be on the safe side.
It is no use crying over spilt milk.
It never rains, but it pours.
It takes two to tango.
Jack of all trades, master of none.
Keep your mouth shut and your ears open.
Laughter is the best medicine.
Let bygones be bygones.
Let sleeping dogs lie.
Let the buyer beware.
Let the dead bury their dead.
Life is a bowl of cherries.
Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.
Like father, like son.
Like mother, like daughter.
Live and learn.
Live and let live.
Look before you leap.
Look on the bright side.
Love conquers all.
Love is blind.
Love makes the world go round.
Love sees no faults.
Love will find a way.
Make hay while the sun shines.
Man cannot live by bread alone.
Many hands make light work.
Marriages are made in heaven.
Mind your own business.
Money isn't everything.
Necessity is the mother of invention.
Never judge from appearances.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Never say die.
Never speak ill of the dead.
Never too late to learn.
Never too late to repent.
No man can serve two masters.
No man is indispensable.
No news is good news.
No pain, no gain.
Nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Nothing succeeds like success.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Old habits die hard.
Old soldiers never die, they simply fade away.
One good turn deserves another.
One man's loss is another man's gain.
Opportunity seldom knocks twice.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Patience is a virtue.
Penny wise, pound foolish.
Practice makes perfect.
Practice what you preach.
Prevention is better than cure.
Rain, rain, go away, come again another day.
Rats desert a sinking ship.
Robbing Peter to pay Paul.
Scratch my back and I'll scratch yours.
Seeing is believing.
Silence is golden.
Something is better than nothing.
Spare the rod and spoil the child.
Speak when you are spoken to.
Still waters run deep.
Strike while the iron is hot.
Sweet things are bad for the teeth.
The best go first.
The best of friends must part.
The best things in life are free.
The bigger they are, the harder they fall.
The burnt child dreads the fire.
The early bird catches the worm.
The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
The first step is the hardest.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
The last straw breaks the camel's back.
The love of money is the root of all evil.
The more one knows, the less one believes.
The more you get, the more you want.
The pot calls the kettle black.
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
There are only twenty-four hours in a day.
There are two sides to every question.
There is a time and a place for everything.
There is no honor among thieves.
There is more than one way to skin a cat.
There is safety in numbers.
There's a black sheep in every flock.
There's no fool like an old fool.
There's no place like home.
There's no smoke without fire.
There's one law for the rich, and another for the poor.
They that dance must pay the fiddler.
Things are not always what they seem.
Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
Time cures all things.
Time flies.
Time is a great healer.
Time is money.
To err is human.
Tomorrow is another day.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
True love never grows old.
Trust is the mother of deceit.
Turn the other cheek.
Two heads are better than one.
Two is company, three is a crowd.
Two wrongs do not make a right.
United we stand, divided we fall.
Variety is the spice of life.
Virtue is its own reward.
Walls have ears.
Waste not, want not.
What you don't know can't hurt you.
When in doubt, do nothing.
When in Rome, do as the Romans do.
When the cat's away, the mice will play.
Where there is no trust there is no love.
Where there's a will there's a way.
You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs.
You can't please everyone.
You can't take it with you when you die.
You can't tell a book by its cover.
You can't win them all.
You cannot have it both ways.
You cannot have your cake and eat it.
You don't get something for nothing.
You win some, you lose some.

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